$MONKE – Monke WIF Hat & Vape
He ain’t just puffin. He ascended.
Welcome to $MONKE
Monke WIF Hat & Vape ($MONKE) is a fully decentralized meme phenomenon born from the sacred fog of Solana’s degeneracy. It fuses two great powers of crypto chaos:
• The Hat (knowledge containment)
• The Vape (cope release)
Together, they form the ultimate memetic force — a chain-born Monke who vapes through market despair and wears a beanie to suppress the noise.
Contract Address:
FahyoEMpWhPNXwgGK7ow8UDCaXbCjr45eCiwGkFFpump
Tokenomics & Roadmap
| Category | Allocation | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Liquidity Pool | 80% | Launched fair on pump.fun |
| Dev Wallet | 20% | Devs vaped and vanished |
| Taxes | 0% | No friction, only fog |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000 MONKE | Fixed. Like the Monke’s stare. |
MONKE is the official token of the Monke WIF Hat & Vape cult. It has no utility, no promise, and no shame.
Utility (LMAO)
- There is no roadmap to Nirvana.
- No staking, no yield, no L2 integration.
- Just a Monke, WIF Hat & Vape, and a belief in the fog.
Roadmap
Phase 1 – The Vape Awakens
- ✅ Launch on Pump.fun
- ✅ Memetic branding: Monke WIF Hat & Vape
- ✅ Deploy the Vape Temple (Telegram)
- ✅ Initial NFT memes (Vape Scrolls of Enlightenment)
Phase 2 – Hat Tightening
- 📈 Launch $MONKE/SOL pair on PumpSwap
- 🎨 NFT Collection: “Clouded Monkes”
- 🛍 Merch Drop: Hats, vapes, bathrobes, banana rigs
- 🤝 Meme Alliances with WIF, PEPE, and DOG tribes
Phase 3 – Return to Monke
- 🔥 Symbolic burn event: “Purge of the Puffless”
- 🧠 MemeBot on CT and Telegram: auto-vapes on dumps
- 🗳 Monke DAO (vote on dumb stuff)
- 📺 Short animations: “The Vape Scrolls”
Phase 4 – Full Vape Ascension
- 📜 Whitepaper in stone tablet format
- 🎮 Rugged Metaverse: Monke vapes while everything collapses
- 🎤 MonkeCon 2026: Only Monkes wif hats allowed in
How to buy $MONKE
- Download a crypto wallet like Phantom (for Solana).
- Buy some SOL on your favorite exchange and send it to your wallet.
- Visit our Pump.fun by clicking below button and connect your wallet.
- Swap SOL for $MONKE and join the crazy ride.
The Monke
He is not your average memecoin mascot.
He is the Patron Degen of Cope.
He is Monke WIF Hat & Vape — the vaporized oracle of Solana.
“When the candles bleed red, I puff. When the voices scream sell, I vape. When it gets too loud… I tighten the hat.”
The hat is sacred.
The vape is divine.
The Monke is ascended.
